4/02/2005

Terrible News: The UN has voted to close down the Internet!

Terrible News: The UN has voted to close down the Internet!: "
In special session, the United Nations General Assembly voted 165 to 6 with one abstention to shut down the Internet. The reason given was that the rapid and uncontrolled flow of information was destabilizing the governments of many of the member states. "

Apple founder Jobs joins IKEA | The Register

Apple founder Jobs joins IKEA | The Register: "IKEA's flatpack days may soon be a distant memory, as Apple and Pixar founder Steve Jobs turns to his latest challenge. Inter IKEA Systems BV will employ Jobs as 'acting CEO', from next month."

4/01/2005

Gallecopperminery Announcement

Gallecopperminery Announcement: "Market analysts have been quick to point out that a merger will be tricky. The members of each team are scattered all over the globe, and most of them have never met each other in person. However, both teams are optimistic that things will go smoothly and are quick to downplay any tension between the projects. "

Weekly World News

Weekly World News: "IN A DESPERATE bid to capture the imagination of American taxpayers who keep the space agency in business, NASA has designed and built the world's biggest paper airplane, according to a watchdog group spokesman! "

Flight 2.0 - Flight, Engineering, Aerospace, Aeronautics

Flight 2.0 - Flight, Engineering, Aerospace, Aeronautics: "Safety is key. Please use proper eye protection when throwing your paper airplane and avoid aiming it towards people.
Use only with adult supervision."

ScienceDirect - Journal of Knowledge Research : INFORMATION DOES NOT EXIST

ScienceDirect - Journal of Knowledge Research : INFORMATION DOES NOT EXIST

iPodlounge | Apple Japan announces, pulls iPotty dock

iPodlounge | Apple Japan announces, pulls iPotty dock

Erotica Found Within Microsoft Office Install

Erotica Found Within Microsoft Office Install Maybe not a joke... need to check :)

P2P Revolution: Opera Announces Platform-Independent Real-Time Speech Technology

P2P Revolution: Opera Announces Platform-Independent Real-Time Speech Technology

Digit Online news - EU bans sale of Apple Macs

Digit Online news - EU bans sale of Apple Macs

EFF: EFFector Vol. 18, No. 11a, April 1, 2005

EFF: EFFector Vol. 18, No. 11a, April 1, 2005: "Reproduction of this publication in electronic media is strictly prohibited. Signed articles do not necessarily represent the views of EFF; we just like to include them to confuse people. Don't ever reproduce signed articles individually - you're supposed to be paying attention to us, remember? Press releases and EFF announcements & articles also may not be reproduced individually - that would mean the message we're sending would actually reach people."

Gentoo Linux Documentation -- GeNToo - Gentoo on the NT kernel

Gentoo Linux Documentation -- GeNToo - Gentoo on the NT kernel

Linux : April Fools on LKML

Linux : April Fools on LKML

SC Magazine

SC Magazine

Science & Technology at Scientific American.com: Okay, We Give Up

Science & Technology at Scientific American.com: Okay, We Give Up

Executive Pong

MegaMags

SnoozAlert

Green Laser Aircraft Tracker

ThinkGeek :: Fundue - desktop USB Fondue Set

ThinkGeek :: Fundue - desktop USB Fondue Set

ThinkGeek :: The Magic Supersecret Anagram T-Shirt

ThinkGeek :: The Magic Supersecret Anagram T-Shirt

ThinkGeek :: iCopulate

ThinkGeek :: iCopulate

Google Gulp

Google Gulp

Let the games of the day begin!